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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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