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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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