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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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