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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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