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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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