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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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