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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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