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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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