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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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