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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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