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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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