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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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