Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.