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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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