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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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