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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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