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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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