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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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