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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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