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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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