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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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