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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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