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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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