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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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