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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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