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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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