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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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