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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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