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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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