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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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