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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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