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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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