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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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