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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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