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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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