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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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