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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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