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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯
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