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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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