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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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