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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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