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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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