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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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