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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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