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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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