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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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