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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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