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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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