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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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