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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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