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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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