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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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