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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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