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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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