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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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